Except this “Funky Fresh Pack” only contains clothes.

After a false alarm, THQ and Volition announced today that the first downloadable content for Saints Row has been released onto Xbox Live. You might have expected a mission pack or something similar — but you’d be wrong. Instead, 100 Microsoft points will net you the “Funky Fresh Pack,” an assortment of new clothing and accessories for your in-game gangster to sport.

At least it only costs 100 points? Here’s exactly what you get:

# Clothing Fake Tuxedo Shirt
# Short Sleeve Tropical Shirt
# Spiked Leather Jacket
# Leopard Skin Underwear
# Tiger Stripes Underwear
# Leather Chaps
# Crazy Bunny Slippers

Accessories
# Samurai Helmet
# Eye Patch
# Skull Ring
# Row Medallion
# Saints Row Wrist Band

Hair
# Full Spikes
# Curly Gent Mustache
# Ladies Man Mustache
# Split Goatee
# Sharp Edge Mutton

Tattoos
# Panther
# Rattlesnake
# Biohazard
# Ankh
# Spider
Source: gametab.com